her voice says “comedic” but her face says “help me, i can’t listen to any more knock-knock jokes.”
and his face says that he just came up with 3 new knock-knock jokes while mowing.
This Vine gives me life
I’m reblogging this again, because this gives me life and a will to live even in the darkest hours.
"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."
@steviemackey: Music time with this beauty 🎸
perrie’s probably mixing up palestine with pakistan and askin zayn if his country is imprisoned or something smh
Ever since I watched @selenagomez’s movie called Monte Carlo I’ve always wanted to go! And now I’m here!! Basically since I’m in Monte Carlo and she starred in Monte Carlo…I’m her. Yay me!!! #superwoman #logic #montecarlo #monaco #roadtrip14 #wudduptanlines #selenamybae
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
I forgot i was taking a nap
Im so mean sometimes….sometimes….sometimes